Oh dear. This is gonna be one of those situations where I have to comment on every post.
I think I said this before, but doesn't it seem (tragic, yes, but) fitting and right somehow that Anna Nicole's teenage son died under mysterious circumstances at a Carribbean hospital right after she'd given birth to his horribly, horribly named half-sister? Like, duh: next chapter in E! True Hollywood Story.
I know! She's so dead! You learned it here first! The Pineapple Heart Ledger. I spread the news to those who aren't checking ohnotheydidn't every six minutes.
Also, I really like the name Pineapple Heart. It makes me think of sweet things, but mixed with tartness, but mixed with blood, but mixed with brokenness. To paraphrase Rockapella:
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Oh dear. This is gonna be one of those situations where I have to comment on every post.
I think I said this before, but doesn't it seem (tragic, yes, but) fitting and right somehow that Anna Nicole's teenage son died under mysterious circumstances at a Carribbean hospital right after she'd given birth to his horribly, horribly named half-sister? Like, duh: next chapter in E! True Hollywood Story.
Wait: she didn't really die, did she?
I know! She's so dead! You learned it here first! The Pineapple Heart Ledger. I spread the news to those who aren't checking ohnotheydidn't every six minutes.
You are a selfless public servant.
Also, I really like the name Pineapple Heart. It makes me think of sweet things, but mixed with tartness, but mixed with blood, but mixed with brokenness. To paraphrase Rockapella:
DO IT, LZP!
I know. I thought it was a joke at first, too.
But it's really just SAD.
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