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Two dreams I had that would make good movies.
1. I can talk to dead people through text messages.
2. A bus full of girl scouts is hijacked by a group of meth addicts who drive them to a Holiday Inn in Detroit. Things look dire until the girls rescue themselves with text messages.
posted by LZP @ 3:23 PM
2 Comments:
Oh god. I laughed so hard. There are tears. The good kind. I haven't had these in so long.
A blessing on your head. No. Wait. I'm texting that to you.
HLP!!! PPL W/ NO TEETH MKNG US BUY NYQUIL FR THM. SND MRE SMOAS, THN MNTS.
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